Just+for+fun

Q: Where does a gene live? A: In a genome.

Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? A: Designer jeans.

Q. What does DNA stand for? A. National Dyslexics Association

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes.

Q: Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? A: She baptized one and kept the other as a control.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Becauese the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone? A: Because he had no body to go with.

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg -- Sam Butler (1877)


 * A few new additions, thanks Laura :)**

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division

We just hired a molecular biologist. Man, is he small.

Q: Why are there no asprin in the jungle? A: Because the parrots-eat-them-all.

micellar................where I stayed when the tornado hit

Q: Which biochemicals wash up on beaches? A: Nucleotides.

Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? A: I like your "style"


 * //Do you believe in evolution?//**

Warning: The following clip does contain occasional coarse language.

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